My husband and I are casually lying on the couch watching TV. There is a ready meal in the oven that my husband has prepared.
Me: “Babe, I think your tea is burning in the oven.” Tea = meal.
Husband: “Okay, I’ll go check.”
He gets up and goes into the kitchen, closing the door behind him. I hear the oven open when I hear him laughing uncontrollably.
Me: “What’s so funny?!”
Husband: “I have a funny sausage!”
Me: “…What?!”
Silence.
Me: “Babe?”
Husband: “Come and see my funny sausage!”
Being slightly amused, (and also a little terrified at the thought of what he was implying) I get up and go in the kitchen to find his dinner, a toad in the hole (that’s pork sausages cooked in a Yorkshire pudding) with a rogue sausage that has somehow decided to cook in an…. upright position.
Us: Laughing.
Me: “Looks like the sausage was signalling for a good time.”
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